Blanche, 23. I studied photography but I want to be a chef when I grow up. Oh wait. Maybe a web designer or a dolphin instructor but then again maybe a farmer.I already have two cats anyway!
I'm currently getting obsessed over Matt Helders. Believe me when I say I didn't mean for this to happen.
Weeds, Fringe, True Blood, Sons of Anarchy, GoT, Community, TBBT, HIMYM, Skins UK, Sugar Rush, White Collar, Californication, Misfits, OUaT, The Vampire Diaries, Breaking Bad, SFU, and some more.
Nurse:
"Sorry your boyfriend couldn't wait for you in the waiting room, it makes women feel uncomfortable."
Me:
"He wasn't my boyfriend and I don't see how it would make them uncomfortable, but that's my opinion. He was here for moral support. I understood, and so does he."
Nurse:
"So he's your...."
Me:
"Friend."
Nurse:
(During the question asking) "How many sexual partners have you had?"
Me:
"11."
Nurse:
"How old were you when you first became sexually active?"
Me:
"....Loaded question but....14, I guess."
Nurse:
"You're sexually active, then."
Me:
"Well....I guess...but..."
Nurse:
"How many times have you been pregnant?"
Me:
"Uh. 0."
Nurse:
"O...kayy...-Checks 'condoms' as my preferred use of birth control-"
